Daily Prompt: Flangiprop!
Probably the shortest post I’ve ever written….
Invent a definition for the word “flangiprop,” then use the word in a post.
Are you pulled kicking and screaming through that door by your instinct to devour cake? Does the double chocolate devil on your shoulder get the upper hand every time you clap eyes on an upper crust? If you can’t resist the temptation of the local Pâtisserie, flangiprop is designed for you.
You may just be suffering from flanbum, a common affliction affecting mothers seeking solace in sugar. The effect is gradual but becomes quickly visible to those walking behind you. Flanbum sufferers often suspect that they are being followed, only to discover that their gluteus maximus has become silently and generously adorned with a flan-like substance that is soft to the touch and absorbs shocks, but unfortunately remains unattractive. Its low-hanging position can be uncomfortable when running for the bus.
This is where flangiprop comes in. Flan -GI- Prop does just that: props up the flan with military discipline. Tried and tested by pâtisserie-dependent mothers across the globe, Flangiprop transforms your sagging sandbag butt into a pert derrière that will turn your friends green with envy. Like double-sided sticky tape, it invisibly lifts your assets, giving visible, instant results. Check out the photos, and see for yourself. Coming soon to a retailer near you…..